"Hey Wren, take a picture of Dolly and put it on Facebook so I can share it (Share it because he doesn't know how to make a post, not kidding). My friends post pics of their dogs and Dolly is prettier so I need a picture of her."
And if this wasn't corny enough. Later that night he asked me to find the cat, Esmeralda, and get a picture of her too because he needed to share a pic of her. It wasn't fair just the dog got shared. Luckily the lighting was bad and the cat was hiding on top of a piece of furniture!
My dad's Facebook caption after he shared my photo -
"My dog doing dog stuff".
My dad is a big Facebook commenter on my posts where all my friends can see. One of his favorite and most popular comments is to write "I sired that" or some variation. Who says that?